A/N: good afternoon, ladies and germs! I apologize for my absence on V-Day, it's just been a crappy week. But hey, I promised Bechloe content, didn't I? So here we go, hope you enjoy these. Xx
******
Chloe: so... You come here often?
Beca: at Bellas rehearsals...?
Chloe: dammit I thought I was being smooth
---------
Chloe, trying out a dress: so what do you think?
Beca: you're hot
Beca: I mean it's hot... The dress
Beca: but like, in general, not on you
Beca: I mean it looks great on you!! Just... Not in a gay way, you know?
Beca: I'm just making an objective observation right now
Beca: it's not gay to recognize someone looks good! Can we change the subject?
-------
Chloe: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!
Beca: YOU'RE MY PROBLEM!!
Chloe:
Chloe: ok but that's kinda romantic
--------
Chloe: I can't believe you lied to me
Beca: Chlo, I had to
Chloe: no you didn't, you chose to!
Beca: can you just hear me out?
Chloe: no! There are no excuses, Beca!
Beca: the game is called Two Truths And A Lie, Chlo!
--------
CR: you're not a fan of people, are you?
Beca: there's a 99% chance that I don't like you and 1% that you're Chloe
Beca: Chloe is cute
--------
Aubrey: so you're gonna ask Beca out, but there's one thing you need first
Chloe: alcohol?
Aubrey: her number. You need her number.
--------
Aubrey: is that hair dye?
Chloe: yup. Beca said she likes blondes
Aubrey: Chlo, that was a generic statement. You should never change to conform to someone's ideal type or standard. If they like you, they won't care what color your hair is
Chloe: wow Aubrey, that was really eye-opening. You're absolutely right, I will treasure your word. Thank you *walks away*
Aubrey: wait- are you still dyeing your hair??
Chloe, calling back: better safe than sorry!
--------
Beca: I love your eyes
Chloe: aw that's so sweet!
Beca: cause I can see my reflection in them
Chloe: that's slighyly less sweet but I'll take it
---------
Beca: *gets changed*
Chloe: sexy...
Beca: what?
Chloe: Pepsi! I said Pepsi, I love Pepsi. Want some?
Beca: nah, I prefer coke
Chloe: coke, right! Yeah me too, I love coke. Not cocaine though, LOL unless... That's what you're into...?
Beca: um...
Chloe: no, yeah, of course you're not. That's such a turn off anyways. I mean you're still hot
Beca: huh?
Chloe: cheetos! Hot cheetos! I'm g-gonna grab a pack, itwasnicetalkingtoyoubye
------
Chloe: hey babe, I bought you flowers
Beca: aw thank you-
Beca: Chlo, a cauliflower is not a flower
Chloe: oh, well, then I bought you dinner
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
