Flo: I can't believe they sell guns at Walmart...
Chloe, scoffing: no they don't. Lily bought all of them
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Stacie: I like my men like I like my coffee
Beca: which is?
Stacie: able to keep me up all night
Emily, confused: wait, how can coffee be talkative?
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Fat Amy: do you like golden gaytime?
CR: yes
Fat Amy: so you're aware that's a type of ice cream?
CR: ...no
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Aubrey: you need to always remember where you come from
Emily: Ew! You're talking about mom's-
Aubrey : I didn't mean literally!
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Emily: I don't wanna go to public school! I wanna go to Hogwarts!
Beca: we've already had this conversation, Em, you're not a witch
Emily: are you saying Harry Potter isn't real??
Fat Amy : of course it is, you're just a muggle
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Beca: why do you keep touching my boobs?
Chloe: why do you keep letting me?
Beca:
Beca: I asked you first
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No one:
Beca: *pulls Emily in a hug* you're important. You're precious. I value and love you. Never change.
Aubrey: retweet
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[In the kitchen]
Fat Amy: I know how to summon Chloe, check this out
Fat Amy: OH MY GOD, BECA, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
Chloe: *rushes into the kitchen*
Stacie: nice! I know how to make Beca leave the house, look
Stacie: HEY IS THAT A CUP?
*Front door slams shut*
*****
A/N: damn, this book is #1 on the pitchperfect tag! Thank you all so much for the votes/reads/comments💚
Also, would you guys like a zombie apocalypse oneshot or nah? Please let me know. Xx
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FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
