Chloe: Emily, since you're becoming a woman I got something for you
Emily: a calendar to note down when I'll be having my period?
Chloe, excitedly: I call it the Periodic Table
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Chloe: hi, nice to meet you, I'm Chloe and I like long walks on the beach!
Beca: *raises an eyebrow*
Chloe: I'm just kidding!
Beca: oh thank-
Chloe: I like brief walks on the beach
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Beca: so you're gonna sign me??
Theo: we are
Beca: and you'll let me have a headline tour??
Theo: we'll let you have a headline tour, yes
Beca: and you'll pay my debts??
Theo: and we'll pay your-- wait what? How much debt are we talking about?
Beca: let's say a lot of people wanted Fat Amy's head
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Emily: I've decided Beca will be mentor
Beca, from a distance: how THE FUCK DO YOU OPEN THIS FUCKING JUICE POUCH?!?
Emily:
Emily: as I was saying, I've decided Aubrey will be my mentor
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Beca: what's a song that reminds you of your life?
Chloe: Drunk In Love
Stacie: I'm Sexy And I Know It
Flo: Another Brick In The Wall
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Stacie, watching Emily and Bella play: having a daughter gives so many joys
Beca, sniffling: I know right
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Stacie: have you ever been banned from a place?
Flo: not until they find me
Chloe: I was banned from a local Target
Beca: Hell
Fat Amy: many islands whose name I can't pronounce
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Beca: I hate people
CR: what about Emily though?
Beca: I'm talking about human people, not puppy people
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A/N: heartbroken about Anna Camp and Skylar Astin 💔 I hope they're both doing well 😔
Anyway, have you guys watched Someone Great on Netflix? Personally, I found it very funny. And Brittany got to hold a glowstick again! 😂
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
Fiksi PenggemarThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
