Aubrey: Beca, can you stop being a pain in the ass?
Beca: of course, I'm actually practising to step up my game and become a pain in the pussy. That's my level-up
*****
Emily: hey guys! How are your adult lives going?
Stacie: Bella puked on me today
Chloe: a dog puked on me today
Beca: Aubrey puked on me today
Emily: ...exciting
*****
Chloe: so what do you do if someone knocks on the door?
Emily: I check who it is and if it's Gail and John I let them in and call you guys immediately
Chloe: good girl-
Emily: while if it's the police I turn off the lights and pretend not to be home
Fat Amy: that's the extra bit I taught her
*****
Aubrey: guys, I have a confession... I broke the oath of not hooking up with the Trebles... with Uni
Beca: it's fine Bree, I broke it with Jesse
Fat Amy: and I broke it with Bumper
Stacie: and I broke it with the rest of them
*****
Kommissar: once I take the stage, I'm gonna make you all wish you never signed up to this competition
Beca: AND I'M GONNA TAKE YOU ON A HONEYMOON!
Kommissar: what
Beca: what
*****
Aubrey: man, I still have no idea how you got Chicago to fancy you when you were saying things like "I love oranges"
Chloe: oh shut up. You know the more you like a person, the less sense you make
Beca, walking in: hey guys
Chloe: refrigerator
*****
Beca: hey Ames, wanna play GTA with us?
Fat Amy: why play the game when you can live the game?
Beca: Amy no!!
Fat Amy: *rushes out of the room*
Beca: shit
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A/N: so that was the first chapter. let me know what you think! :)
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
