[At the Bellas house]
CR: Chloe, did you really sneak into Beca's shower??
Chloe: you guys were out all morning!
CR: what?
Chloe: what, what?
CR: I-I meant... three years ago...
Chloe: oh
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Fat Amy: does knowing Jesse has settled down with a new girlfriend and a cat ever make you jealous?
Beca: yeah, I wanted a cat too
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[On the phone]
Aubrey: hey, what are you doing?
Chloe: trying to get into Beca's pants
Aubrey, wide-eyed: w-what?
Chloe: yeah they match my new shirt. Thought we were about the same size but I'm struggling a bit
Aubrey: oh... oh THAT's what you meant, of course
Chloe: it doesn't matter though, she's gonna take these off me later anyway
Aubrey: *chokes*
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Emily: hey I hope you don't mind but I borrowed your electric massager earlier, Stacie!
Stacie: but I don't own a---- hold up
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Emily: wait, your dad's name is Chris? *snickers* does he have a batmobile too?
Chloe: what?
Emily: get it? Cause "Christian Beale"
Chloe: um yeah actually it stands for Christopher
Emily: ...ah
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Beca: I am a badass!
Chloe: I think you have a nice-ass
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Benji: do you wanna see a magic trick?
Beca: uh sure
Benji: *pulls out a coin from behind Beca's ear* ta-dah!
Beca: can you keep doing that until I'm able to pay rent?
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Emily: I wanna be like Beca when I grow up
Aubrey: yeah well, you're like 10 inches late
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A/N: hey folks! go watch Rebel's new movie "Isn't It Romantic?" on Netflix if you haven't already, it's hilarious :')
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FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
