Things the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have.
Plus some original oneshots.
The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
Emily: wine is made from grapes... Fat Amy: yes... Emily: so grape juice is just underage wine Fat Amy: this is on me, I should have stopped you sooner
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CR: how did she even convince you to join the Bellas? Beca: I saw boobs and blacked out. I think we also sang Titanium
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Flo: I'm a virgin Beca: p-pardon? Flo: I'm a virgin. I was born on August 30 Chloe: sweetie that's not- Emily: I'm a scorpio!!
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Beca, pulling on Emily'ssweater: hey, you know what this is? Chloe: huh? Beca: child material Beca: can we adopt her please
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Aubrey: Beca, don't overthink the breakup. You'll have to kiss many frogs before you get your prince Chloe: or princess CR: yeah, you'll find a better boyfriend Chloe: or girlfriend Stacie: there's so many fish in the ocean Chloe: or female fish Stacie: I didn't specify the sex... Chloe: I'm just throwing it out there
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Aubrey: honestly I don't even like junk food Fat Amy: I don't like junk Stacie: ...food Fat Amy: no, not food, I just really don't like Emily
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Aubrey: Mary Elise, please hand back your Bellas foulard. Mary Elise, tearful: *gives it back* Aubrey: and your Bellas handcherkief, bracelet, necklace, mug, flag, license plate, coaster, cushion, hat, letterman jacket, windbreaker jacket, leather jacket and every other type of jacket Beca: Holy shit. Anything else? Aubrey: the mouse mat
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Fat Amy: I'm not a doctor but I've watched the entirety of Grey's Anatomy, which is basically the same CR: no it's not Fat Amy: yes it is! Remember when Chloe had cramps and I healed her? CR: you gave her Advil Fat Amy: I prescripted pharmaceutics*
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A/N: hieveryone! Few importantthings:
1) I do have a few random drafts on this book so I'm just gonna post themasap!
2) Marvel/Pitch Perfectoneshot coming verysoon 👀
3) As some of youmightknow, a fewweeks ago therewas a mess on Wattpad, the app crashed and users' personal info wasleaked... I made a lil tweet withinstructions on whatto do ⤵️
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