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Emily: Beca's heart was beating real fast
Stacie: aw that's her crush
Emily: she was all red in the face
Stacie: blushy blush!
Emily: we rushed her to the hospital
Stacie: she's LOVESICK!
Emily: she's DYING

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Emily: you should be more open to charity work, Amy
Fat Amy: I do charity, I'm training you

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Chloe: we must leave this competition standing tall
Stacie, pointing to Beca: that's gonna be extremely difficult for some of us

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Beca: as my best friend, it's your duty to tell me if I fuck up
Fat Amy: you fucked up
Beca: wha- how?!
Fat Amy: I don't know, but as your best friend I know you well enough to know that you would
Beca: that's so sweet

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Chloe: it's unbelievable, Leo DiCaprio finally took home an Oscar last night!
Stacie: what's so special about that? I also took home an Oscar last night
Stacie: don't ask me his last name though, I have no idea

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Beca, waving off the smoke: the toaster is on fire! who the hell did this?!
Chloe and Fat Amy: *look at each other*
Chloe and Fat Amy, harmonizing: WE DIDN'T START THE FIREEE
Beca: GRAB A FUCKING EXTINGUISHER YOU IDIOTS

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Aubrey: so you can drive Emily there
Flo: I can't drive
Aubrey: you'll bike her there then
Flo: I can't ride a bike
Aubrey: what can you do?
Flo: pretty much nothing and I knew it would come in handy someday

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Beca: how many times have I told you guys?! take the milk out of the fridge if it expires, now whoever put it back is getting-
Emily: it was me I'm so sorry
Beca:  -warm cuddles and soft pecks on the head. maybe a run on the shoulder. We all make mistakes.

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Aubrey: okay, did you preheat the oven?
Emily: yes!
Aubrey: great, so- why is there a scarf around it...?
Emily: I don't know how to preheat an oven...

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Aubrey: I hate that girl.
Emily: what happened to female solidarity?
Aubrey: oh sweetie, there's solidarity in this.
Stacie: yeah, she hates the girl so we, her girlfriends, hate her too
Chloe: feminism

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Jessica: *sits in silence*
Ashley: what are you doing?
Jessica: I'm pretending I'm not looking for my missing sock so it comes back
Ashley: and how is that going?
Jessica: I'm still barefoot.

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CR: did you get everything they said?
Chloe: yes! but as you know I'm not super fluent in Russian, so I might have missed something
CR: they were speaking polish...
Chloe: oh...
Chloe: then we're in trouble

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A/N: hello friends, I'm back!! I know I've been off the radar for a while but!! I have so many drafts ready so I'll probably do a chapter dump this week. Special chapter is coming in shortly and then a oneshot.

On an unrelated note, watch JTBC's Snowdrop premiering today on Disney+ 😚

Love you lots xx