[During a fight]
Aubrey: you're so dumb your last two brain cells must be having a pool party in a live volcano!
Chloe: that would still have more attendance than any party you'd throw!
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Benji: wanna see a magic trick?
Emily: sure!
Benji: well I don't really need any prop... cause the real magic is standing before me
Emily: ...
Emily, visibly disappointed: so you're not actually gonna show me any trick
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Fat Amy: I might have tried to set fire to something of Emily's
CR: which is?
Fat Amy: her
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Chloe: will you ever tell me about your parents?
Beca: dude ask me anything but that
Chloe: okay then, do you have a crush on me?
Beca: they filed for divorce when I was 11, it was a cold November day...
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Emily: guys! I've been waiting on the doorstep for like twenty minutes!
Beca: sorry, I was showering
Chloe: so sorry Em, I was showering too
Emily: but you guys only have one bathroom...
Chloe: yeah what's your point?
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Fat Amy: happy birthday! Here's your gift!
Emily: this is a pen...
Fat Amy: a birthday pen!
Emily: with a bank's logo...
Fat Amy: a birthday bank!
Emily: whatever, I love it. At least it's something coming from you-
CR: hey, is that my pen?
Emily: *sighs*
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Chloe, listening to Lady Mermalaide: what does "voulez-vous coucher avec moi" mean?
Beca: "do you wanna sleep with me?"
Chloe: yes but answer me first
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A/N: happy new year guys!! ♥
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
