Beca: Chloe have you set up anything for my birthday? Because I specifically told you not to
Chloe: but-
Beca: no!
Chloe, huffing: fine!
Chloe, into the phone: hello, Mr. Bobo The Clown? It's Chloe Beale, I'm gonna have to cancel... Yeah... Not even the monkey, no...
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Aubrey: you're gonna rehearse
'til your feet bleed. Are we clear?
Flo: yes ma'am
Aubrey: don't call me ma'am
Flo: sorry ma'am
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Beca, to Mrs. Junk: thanks for picking up my daughter
Mrs. Junk: what
Beca: what
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Beca: you were so drunk last night, you said that you're in love with me. And that you wanted to put ice cream in the toaster
Chloe: it actually wasn't the alcohol speaking... I meant it, Beca
Beca: *stares blankly at her*
Beca: that's very stupid, Chloe, it would definitely ruin the toaster
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Emily : how did you join the Bellas?
Beca: I told Chloe I was barely a shower singer and she took it as an invitation
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Beca: you don't look like a music producer
Theo: and what do I look like?
Chloe, from a distance: cock block
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Aubrey: do you have any secret talent?
Fat Amy: I'm good at drawing
Aubrey: oh I didn't know you-
Fat Amy: drawing all the attention. I'm stunning
Aubrey: my bad, I should've seen it coming
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Stacie: stop copying me
Fat Amy: stop copying me
Stacie: seriously, stop!
Fat Amy: seriously, stop!
Stacie: ADENOSINE TRYPHOSPHATE!
Fat Amy: ADELAIDE TRICYCLE!
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A/N: I miss the Bellas. They need to hurry up with a Pitch Perfect 4 or I'll end up writing my own script lmao
On an unrelated note, who's gonna go see Endgame?? 😌
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FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
