Jessica: so there's the ocean
Ashley: yes
Jessica: if gravity didn't exist, where would the ocean go?
Ashley: well...
Jessica: would we all technically live underwater?
Ashley: we would die, Jessica
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Ashley: did you steal my hoodie?
Jessica: I didn't steal it, I merely stumbled upon it. finders keepers
Ashley: where did you find it?
Jessica: ...in your closet
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Ashley: after all this time, they still mix us up! absurd!
Jessica: I know!
Ashley: whatever. let's go, Ashley
Jessica: girl.
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Jessica: that looks like Amy's yacht
Ashley, bitterly: the one where you all almost sacrificed me?
Jessica: ...and I gave you a chocolate bar after, do you have selective amnesia?
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Jessica: I know you like the back of my hand, pretty sure I can read your mind
Ashley: ok, guess what I'm thinking
Jessica: "Jessica looks bomb today"
Ashley: that's not what I was thinking
Jessica, crossing her arms: and why the hell not?
Ashley: I-I uh-
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Jessica: are you a Frozen gal or a Moana gal?
Ashley: I'm an adult gal
Jessica: ...
Ashley: and any same adult would go for Tangled
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Ashley: in all seriousness, are we very interchangeable?
Jessica: I don't know... except for our eye color, hair color, complexion, height, weight, style and bone structure, I'd say we're pretty much identical
Ashley: I see it
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Jessica: I suspect the Bellas think we're dating. Maybe I hold your hand too much
Ashley: or maybe you don't hold it enough...
Jessica: how would that make sense?
Ashley: shh I have a high IQ just trust me
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Ashley: Aubrey had the audacity to call us Thing 1 and Thing 2!
Jessica: the nerve!
Ashley: ...
Ashley: I'm Thing 1
Jessica: no way
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Ashley: you're the J to my PB
Jessica: Ashley, I'm allergic to peanuts
Ashley: well fix it. I'm not gonna look up other metaphors
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Jessica: I wouldn't trade you for the world. you're like, my soulmate
Ashley: aw
Fergus: what about 50k?
Jessica: who am I, Aristotle? souls aren't real lol
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Ashley: we are the coolest people on the planet
Jessica: hell yeah!
Jessica: and we're also the hottest
Ashley: indeed!
Ashley: ...
Ashley: so does that make us... room temp...?
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Aubrey: what was your first impression of one another?
Ashley: I thought "oh no! this idiot is eating my playdoh!"
Aubrey: wow, you've known each other that long?
Jessica: yeah, high school was wild
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Jessica: there's nothing a good chamomile can't solve
Ashley: world wars?
Jessica:
Jessica: what are you, hippie Kendall Jenner?
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Ashley: hey, do you wanna go on a date?
Jessica: sure! with whom?
Ashley: ...forget it
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Ashley: I'm glad you and I are always on the same page
Jessica: only if the page is blank. I don't think a lot
Ashley: me either! we're a perfect match!
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A/N: this has been highly requested so, hope you guys enjoyed it! ✌️
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FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
