Description: Beca and Fat Amy get on the Fat Dingo Bitch to save the Bellas from Fergus.
Beca: what's the plan?
Fat Amy: sometimes, Beca, the best plan is no plan at all
Beca: dude, they have M16's in there
Fat Amy: well I wanted a quote you will remember me by in case we fail!
Beca: I won't! I'll be dead!
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Beca: alright, do we have a backup plan?
Fat Amy: yeah, we sacrifice Emily and run
Beca: sacrifice Emily, why?
Fat Amy: two birds with one stone
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Fat Amy: got it?
Beca: got it. Get in, distract them, grab Chloe, go
Fat Amy: what?
Beca: what, what?
Fat Amy: you said grab Chloe
Beca: I said grab the Bellas
Fat Amy: no, you said Chloe!
Beca: I don't have a crush on Chloe!
Fat Amy: ha! I never said that! You totally do!
Beca: That's not true!
Fat Amy: oh my God! I knew it! How long?
Beca: seriously, you wanna talk about it now? We gotta save the Bellas!
Fat Amy: nah they're doomed anyway, it was a stupid plan. Now tell me about your crush
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Beca: what's the plan?
Fat Amy: get in, try not to die
Beca: that's it?
Fat Amy: I never said it was a perfect plan
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Fat Amy: Beca, in case we don't make it, I just want you to know that... I love you, in spite of your loud snoring
Beca: what? Why did you have to mention that?
Fat Amy: well...
Beca: we were having a moment! Now if I die these are the last words I will hear. Unbelievable
Fat Amy: the last words you hear will be the least of your problems if you die, Beca
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Beca: we'll just go on the Fat Dingo Bitch and surrender, right?
Fat Amy: sure, yeah, duh. But out of curiosity, do you know how to fight?
Beca: uh... No
Fat Amy: ...do you learn fast?
Beca: I don't like where this is going
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Beca: no offense, but I don't really like your family
Fat Amy: none taken, you know I'm not fond of yours either
Beca, frowning: what?
Fat Amy: oh... I didn't tell you?
Beca: no?
Fat Amy: aca-awkward...
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Fat Amy: do we really need to go save them? They have Lily after all, she's been with torturers
Beca: oh my God, she's been kidnapped before?
Fat Amy: that's the thing, no
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Beca: wow, this is the most reckless thing I've ever done!
Fat Amy: yeah your life is pretty uneventful
Beca: *archs am eyebrow*
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Fat Amy: since we might be forced to make extreme decisions... Which Bella do you want to save if things go south?
Beca: Amy, you can't ask me that!
Fat Amy: I'll take Emily for you
Beca: thank you
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Fat Amy: we hop in, distract Fergus, leave the explosive in the kitchen and grab the Bellas. Piece of cake
Beca: this is why we always lose at Never Have I Ever
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Beca: so how do I distract them?
Fat Amy: my dad always had a thing for small brunettes...
Beca: AMY!
Fat Amy: kidding, kidding!
Fat Amy: he prefers blondes but you'll do
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Beca: *mutters something*
Fat Amy: what are you doing?
Beca: praying
Fat Amy: since when are you religious?
Beca: since I converted
Fat Amy: which was...
Beca: like five minutes ago
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A/N: not me about to finish writing another crazy oneshot 🙃 am I doing too many? Do you guys want a break lol
On a more serious note, if you live in Syria, my heart is with you. Don't go out, stay in the lowest floor of the building/basement and away from windows.
If you live in the US or Canada, (especially in DC) stay inside and stay safe, and don't take rides from anyone.
Wish you all well. 💚
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FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
