Chloe, taking a photo: say "cheese"!
Flo: I'm lactose intolerant
Chloe: no no, it's just to get you to smile
Flo: there's nothing happy about lactose intolerance
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Ashley: Becaaa the TV is broken!
Beca, from the other room: read a book!
Jessica, to Ashley: do we have books about TV fixing?
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Chloe: being all stuck in one room won't be a problem!
Beca: right. Chlo, can you turn off the light?
Emily: wait! I'm afraid of the dark!
Stacie: unafraid yourself, I need my beauty sleep!
CR: grab your mask then, I'm reading!
Flo: the light hurts my eyes!
Lily: I need light for I've become plant
Aubrey: I refuse to pay extra bills for you aca-bitches!
Lily: the darkness birthed me
Beca: OKAY so, I guess no one's sleeping tonight
Chloe: it's a party!!
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Chloe: I'm NOT overly emotional when I'm on my period. this is annoying misconception of my character and an internally misogynistic prejudice. so what if my uterus is bleeding right now? does that mean I'm incapable of controlling my feelings? am I some beast?! why am I conditioned to "calm down"? I'm not sensitive, I don't overreact and I'm PERFECTLY FINE !!
Stacie: I literally just told you to chill
Chloe: kys
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Flo: you know... Emily is pretty tall to be your daughter...
Beca: ...you do know she's not my biological daughter, right?
Flo: oh thank God!! I always thought it was odd but I didn't wanna ask and make it awkward
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Beca, eating: Chloe makes the best sub
Fat Amy, slack jawed: she what??
Beca: I'm talking about the sandwich!
Fat Amy: about the what now??
Beca: A SANDWICH LIKE WHAT YOU MAKE IN THE KITCHEN
Fat Amy: BRUH YOU DID WHAT IN OUR KITCHEN?!?!?
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Fat Amy: I do get this faint voice in my head telling me not to do it
Aubrey: that's actually Beca and she's very loud
Beca: don't fucking do it!!
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Chloe: so what's in the news?
Stacie, looking at her phone: the government is collapsing, the economy is not economying, a sports team won a match of something, the suburban dad who "loved his wife" killed his wife, the environment kids said the world is ending, they put Glee back on Netflix, and Liam and Miley got back together... hold on
Stacie: *refreshes feed*
Stacie: anddd they broke up again
Chloe: wow, the world is sad... did you say Glee is on Netflix?
Stacie: all 5 seasons baby
Chloe, slumping on the couch: let's go bitch
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Fat Amy: I'm not gonna lose this game y'all
Aubrey: oh really? fine then. never have I ever flaunted my vagina to the whole world!
Stacie, chugging her beer: slutshaming
Beca: Stacie no-
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Theo: I lost my number, can you give me yours?
Beca: sorry I don't have any spares, but I could give you a letter instead
Theo: a letter?
Beca: yeah, here's your L
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Beca: I said no, you're too young and naive
Emily: please, you can't just stop me from dating boys! I, too, wanna find my Romeo!
Beca: a guy whose premature death will also lead to your own over a misunderstanding?
Emily: no... that's not what I meant...
Beca: well it is what it is, Shakespeare was a sadist and so am I so go back to your room and leave the dick behind. that was accidentally dirty, don't repeat it and don't investigate it. have a good night sweetie
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Chloe: Chicago is coming too!
Beca: UGH doesn't he have like, a war to be at or something
Chloe: no, silly. there's no war right now
Beca, turning her head: Lily?
Lily: on it
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Beca: are you sure you're majoring in Psychology?
Chloe: hey, the therapy simulation seemed to go pretty well!
Beca: Chlo, you can't tell a patient to "spill the tea" or to "touch some grass" and you definitely can't call them "bestie" or use... whatever lingo it is you're using just to sound relatable to the youth
Chloe: why not, bestie? I think it's da bomb!
Beca: please stop talking
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Cop: freeze!
Fat Amy: with this weather? it's highly unlikely, I'm also Australian so my radisnt skin's like naturally hot
Cop: freeze as in stop moving!
Fat Amy: the earth is always spinning so, in spite of gravity I'm afraid I can't do that either
Cop: just stay where you are!
Fat Amy: mentally, physically or metaphysically?
Cop: you know what, just leave, I'm not paid enough for this
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A/N: not telling you what this is for yet but... what do you guys think would be the Bellas fandom name? I can't really come up with anything. Bellas Nation? Bellanators? let me know what you think ;)
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FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
