Flo: what are you doing?
Stacie, on a yoga mat: I'm connecting with my inner self
Fat Amy: that's not how I usually connect with my inner self
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CR: Beca, I need to tell you two things... the first is that I lost an entire wallet in a bet...
Beca: oh hey, it's ok, if you need anything I can cover it
CR: the second is that it was your wallet
Beca:
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Fat Amy, after one push-up: alright, enough exercise for the year
Aubrey: really? That's all?
Fat Amy: my relationship with physical activity is complicated
Aubrey: that's hardly a relationship. If anything, it's a one night stand
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Emily: Chloe and Chicago could become a beautiful ship
Beca: the Titanic was a beautiful ship too
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Stacie: I have an iPhone 7, what about you Chlo?
Chloe: I have an iPhone X!
Beca: I have an iBroke
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Stacie: have you ever been turned down by a celebrity?
Chloe: I once was friendzoned by Orlando Bloom
Beca: that wasn't a friendzone, it was a restraining order
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Fat Amy: it's a good day to compliment people!
Fat Amy: Beca, I love your dark humor! CR, I love your style! Emily, I love your...
Emily: yes??
Fat Amy: ...friends
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Flo: my room isn't that messy
Beca: there's a raccoon under your bed
Flo: *glances down to check*
Flo: I knew that
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanficThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
