Beca: scientists say that you need to sleep at least 8 hours to be healthy...
Aubrey: uh uh...
Beca: so if I sleep 24 hours I'm super healthy
Aubrey: I don't think that's how it works
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Chloe: Emily, you can bunk with Aubrey, and Beca will sleep with me
Aubrey: by which you mean beside you
Chloe, under her breath: night's still long...
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Chloe: you should always keep the receipt so you can return an item to the store if there's something wrong with it
Fat Amy: that's unfair, Emily didn't come with a receipt!
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Emily: ok so, what do I need to fix this?
Fat Amy: a screwdriver, nails and a phone
Emily: what's the phone for?
Fat Amy: oh I'm just anticipating your fuck-up
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Jessica: I feel like if I hired a double, you guys wouldn't even notice
Fat Amy: I thought Ashley was your double
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Fat Amy: Legacy, your parents are great
Emily: thanks!
Fat Amy: so what happened with you?
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Beca: I don't expect a special treatment because I'm famous...
Receptionist: don't worry miss Mitchell, we weren't going to give you one
Beca: really? Nothing?
Receptionist: nope
Beca: not even a free coffee or something like that? A treat under my pillow? A handwritten note?
Receptionist: nothing like that, ma'am
Beca: a pen with your logo? A compliment? You know what, I'm pretty broke, as long as you have hot water I'm fine
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Aubrey: Beca, you might still be a pain in my ass... But now you're in my heart, too
Beca: *wipes out a tear*
Stacie: I hear ya, I've had a variety of things in my-
Chloe: Stacie, they were having a moment!
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Chloe: I would literally kill to win this competition
Aubrey: you mean "figuratively"
Chloe: did I stutter?
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Aubrey: Amy, why didn't you tell us your dad is a disgustingly rich supervillain?
Fat Amy: I told you Christmases were difficult
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[at the Brooklyn aquarium]
Aubrey: well Bellas, this has been a long journey
Flo: it only took 2 hours from Atlanta
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Jesse: you're the Gabriella to my Troy
Beca: you could've said "Juliet to my Romeo", you know?
Jesse: ok boomer
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Flo: I'm going on a date with Henri tomorrow
Aubrey: what?! Flo, he kidnapped us. We almost died
Flo: but... he has an accent
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Lily: now that Satan has left my body, I feel free
Emily: now that who did what?
Lily: oh it's okay, I was stronger than him
Emily: you were what
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A/N: heyo! Slightly longer chapter in hopes it would make you smile during these difficult times. How are you guys doing?
Things are pretty hectic here in Italy, my advice is to take all precautions seriously. Stay home and stay safe. 💖Xx
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Fiksi PenggemarThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
