Beca: Lilly, it's your turn to watch the barbecue
Lilly, inaudble: I found the passage to another universe
Beca: yeah yeah just don't overcook the steak okay
*****
Chicago: you're so copper-tellurium
Chloe: Chicago, you know I failed Chemistry
Aubrey: he's telling you you're cute
Chloe: oh, right! well, then you're very Hydrogen...ot
*****
Chloe: I can't wait to be a vet! Flo what do you wanna apply for?
Flo: well I would really like to do something that allows me to express myself and start a business
Chloe: that's awes-
Flo: but being a WOC in a racist, mysoginist, patriarchal society I will probably end up sewing shoes, marrying a 10 to 20 year older drug trafficker I don't love and just overall dreading my life
*****
Stacie: I hate when people walk slow on the sidewalk
CR: I hate when people don't know how to drive
Aubrey: I hate when people smoke in closed public places
Beca: I hate when people
Aubrey: ...yes?
Beca: that's it, that's the statement
*****
Stacie: alright, WHO gave my daughter dog cookies?
Beca: ...
Chloe: ...
Emily: ...
Fat Amy: they were sugar free, what are you complaining about?
*****
Aubrey: Beca, why are you calling me at 3am?
Beca: well you run that weird camp so... do you happen to know how to get a bear out of a house?
Aubrey: ...
Beca: Aubrey?
Aubrey: THERE'S A FRICKING BEAR IN THE BELLAS HOUSE?!
Beca: *gets cut off by Flo yelling and throwing dishes*
Beca: ...no?
*****
Beca, flipping bottles in the air: I'm trying to succeed in the bottle flip
Aubrey, sighing: what are you auditioning for this time?
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
