Incorrect Barden Bellas

101

Fat Amy: BM, truth or dare?
Beca: hmm truth
Fat Amy: I dare you to kiss Chloe
Beca: but I said-
Chloe: a dare is a dare, Beca!

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Flo: fuck the military
Aubrey: you literally agreed to go on a USO tour
Flo: I thought it said UFO

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Stacie: Beca, do you have a daddy kink?
Beca, sarcastically: right. Yell at me! Tell me I'm a disappointment!
Stacie: damn okay

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Chloe: Emily, before we initiate you, you need to catch up on some history. Specifically, this house's history
Emily: oh, um, yes. Sure. What do I need to know?
Chloe: first of all, the Remote Wars
Emily: were they a long time ago?
Beca: no, they were over the TV remote
Emily: oh
Chloe: then there's the Siege Of Bathroom.
Beca: Stacie was taking too long
Emily: I see
Chloe: the Grand Pizza Battle. You can imagine that one. And finally, the Storming Of The Rooms
Beca: back when we all moved in. Everyone wanted the balcony room. Some didn't make it
Stacie: poor Denise
Emily: you mean they... left the group?
Beca: well, are you mic'd?
Emily: I- why are you asking?
Beca: no reason
CR: are we not gonna mention pukegate?
Chloe: God no

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Chloe, flipping through a magazine:  hey Bree, have you taken this test on who you should marry?
Aubrey: of course not, I'm not letting a piece of paper tell me who I should or shouldn't be with
CR: that's what Amy said about George Clooney's restraining order

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Beca: so you and your new boy toy are dressing up as...
Stacie: the delivery guy and a pretty package
Fat Amy: I don't get it
Stacie: for roleplaying, duh. Because then he has to unwrap me
Fat Amy: but the delivery guy isn't supposed to open the packages
Chloe: that's what I was thinking!
Fat Amy: he would probably get reported
Stacie: that's not-
Fat Amy: he would likely lose his job
Beca: you could probably get some refund. Maybe a free item. A discount
Fat Amy: or a gift card
Stacie: guys! Nobody is getting fired!
Fat Amy: you have too much faith in someone who snoops through other people's packages

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[texting]
Beca: Legacy? did you put a fish tank in my room?
Emily: why yes, I'm gill-ty
Beca:. ...why would you do that?
Emily: nothing fishy dw
Emily: whale, you sea, I thought  you could FINally have some good companemone. trust me, it's a catch!
Beca: Emily.
Emily: it will all go swimmingly
Beca: ...did you do all that just to make puns?
Emily: you betta

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CR: you can tell a lot about a person's relationship with their parents from how they saved their contact. Beca, how'd you save your mom?
Beca: dna
CR: and your dad?
Beca: dni
Fat Amy: case in point.

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A/N: hi everyone! How have you been? I hope you all enjoyed the interactive chapter, it was definitely fun for me. Annnd I may or may not be cooking up something special
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We would have to move to another book for that though, anyone interested? 👀

Oh and I also have another oneshot in my back pocket, but I'm probably gonna keep it there for a while not to bombard you with random oneshots haha

See you soon! 😚💚