Chloe: when it comes to you, I'm like McDonald's.
Beca: how so?
Chloe: you start loving me and soon enough I'm on your waist.
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Emily: what's the craziest thing you've witnessed in person?
CR: a car crash
Chloe: a robbery
Lily, quietly: Pompeii
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[On the phone]
Stacie: hello?
Beca: I have an emergency
Stacie, sighing: does it have to do with a high shelf?
Beca: ...maybe
Stacie: Bec, how many times do we need to go over this? Climb on a chair instead of calling me every time
Beca: ...
Stacie: the chair was too tall, wasn't it?
Beca, embarrassed: please just come over
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Jessica: where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Ashley: trick question; a mirror. I would only see myself in a mirror or another reflecting surface, regardless the time lapse.
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Beca: why am I your friend, again?
Stacie: because I bring you ice cream when you're sad
Beca: but I'm always sad
Stacie: we're not here to talk about your diabetes.
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Emily: I'm a little worried. Chloe told me she's drunk off mosquitos?
Aubrey, chuckling: honey, she probably said "mojitos". You can"t get drunk off mosquitos.
Lily: yes you can
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Chloe: Bree! Bree! Chicago winked at me!
Aubrey: Chlo, he was just blinking
Chloe: which means he DOUBLE winked at me!!
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CR: have you taken out the trash?
Aubrey, sighing: Beca come here!
Beca, walking out: sup?
Aubrey: done
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanficThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
