A/N: I realized I had some more Halloween drafts, so I figured I might as well share them lol hope you like'em!
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Jessica: I want something light and quirky on my gravestone, you know? Like, "sorry, broke my alarm. Think I'm gonna sleep in"
Ashley: haha! Mine will say "it's quite the party down here, but it's pretty exclusive. Tickets on sale off the nearest bridge!"
Stacie: nice! I want mine to say "hello visitors, see you on Halloween"
Beca: mine will probably say "it was Fat Amy's fault"
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Chloe: Lily, we're going trick or treating. You comin'?
Lily, shaking her head: Halloween is the best time to hide evidence
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Flo: are we gonna do something about the haunted basement?
Chloe: no.
Flo: so we're just gonna pretend it doesn't exist so we don't crap our pants?
Chloe: yes.
Flo: even though this will probably come back to bite us in the future?
Chloe: correct.
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CR, hearing a loud groan from upstairs: did Lily try to summon a demon again?
Fat Amy: well it was her turn to wake up Beca today, to be fair
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Chloe: ladies, it's October! Y'all know what it means!
Aubrey: you're gonna mix "spooky" with our names every time you address us?
Chloe: you're damn right, Spook-Aubrey!
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[At dinner]
CR: soooo Halloween... perfect time for scary thoughts.
Emily, staring intensely at a fry: sometimes when I'm eating fries I feel like they're just the limbs of a bigger potato and the ketchup is their blood.
Flo: ...frightening description.
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[Setting decorations]
Aubrey: Amy, go light the candles
Fat Amy: sorry, I can't. You can either light the fire or be the fire.
Aubrey: and let me guess, you're the fire cause you're "hot"?
Beca: she's the fire because she destroys everything around her.
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Emily: guys, I get that it's Halloween but do we have to have horror stuff rolling on the tv all the time??
Aubrey: that's... that's the National Geographic Channel, Em
Emily: ok but look at that extremely over-zoomed in krab. Look at it, Aubrey, and tell me you don't want to cry!
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Stacie: I ran out of costume ideas, I've already done everything spooky! Sexy witch, sexy demon, sexy zombie-
Beca: hold up, sexy zombie? How?
Stacie: zombies' clothes are mostly ripped, Beca.
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CR: did you pick your costumes?
Chloe: yes! I'm gonna be Blossom, Aubrey is going to be Bubbles and Beca will be Buttercup!
Beca: welcome to Hell-oween...
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Emily: Amy told me I'm not allowed to celebrate Halloween cause I'm Jewish...
Beca: first of all, the two things are in no way related. Second of all... are you even Jewish?
Emily: I-I'm not sure... she was so convincing though!
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