[Texting]
Chloe: so 8pm. Don't be late❣️😘
Beca: Got it.
Chloe: Beccc 😖
Beca: What?
Chloe: can you try to be... idk, less cold when texting? Pls 😩
Beca: What makes my texting "cold"?
Chloe: like
Chloe: it's so formal and serious
Chloe: i just can't help but picture u with a straight face 😿
Beca: I'm not sure what you mean.
Chloe: ya know, with the punctuation and zero emoji etc 🙈
Beca: So... grammar makes me cold?
Chloe: idk how to explain it but, yes!
Beca: What do you suggest I do then? Add an emoji? I don't even like those. Aubrey is not the same ever since Emily showed them to her.
Chloe: just try it out!! Please!! 🙏
Chloe: As an emoji, what do my messages make you think of?
Beca: Okay. As a treat, just cause you're asking nicely.
Beca: 🍑
Chloe: OMG Bec!!!
Beca: What now?
Chloe: get your head out of the gutter!!! 🙈🙈🙈
Beca: What?
Beca: I was thinking you're pretty as a peach.
Beca: I don't understand.
Chloe: aw baby
Chloe: thats not
Chloe: nevermind, ur too cute 😍
Beca: I'm not cute.
Beca: I'm dangerous.
Beca: 💥
Chloe: aww omg
Chloe: is that supposed to represent "dangerous"? 😹
Beca: It's the closest thing to it.
Beca: Bangs are dangerous, right?
Beca: I would have sent the skull but I saw Stacie using it when she's laughing.
Chloe: yes baby it's sooo dangerous! 😝
Beca: Chloe Beale, do I sense sarcasm?
Chloe: nooo you're making progress! I swear 💋
Beca: Am I? I don't think this is working.
Chloe: c'mon it's fun!!
Chloe: I have an idea! 🤩
Chloe: in order to make you familiarize with the emoji world better, I'll say the name of a Bella and you have to send an emoji that suits her, ok? 😊
Beca: I guess...
Chloe: coolsies!
Chloe: Amy
Beca: 😎
Chloe: Stacie
Beca: 😏
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
Hayran KurguThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
