[in the kitchen]
Chloe: when is the food gonna be ready?
Beca: Idk
Chloe: what are we eating?
Beca: Idk
Chloe, in a weird voice: ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
Beca: cake cake give me a break
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Emily: I went on a date with Benji last night
Stacie: Did you get to second base?
Emily: don't be silly, he didn't make me play baseball on our first date
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Beca: started from the bottom, now we're here!
Chloe: really? Because I've never seen you on top in my life
Beca: ... get out
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CR: seriously Beca, I would let Theo down easy instead of friendzoning him like that
Beca: I did!
CR: he told you he would love to spoon and you literally gave him a fork
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Beca: are you drunk?
Chloe: nooo! I'm completely *hic* sober!
Beca: that's what drunk people usually say
Chloe: I'm not a drunk people!
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Aubrey: being LGBTQ must be hard
CR: yeah it is. I've spent ages in the closet and I've never even found Narnia
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Emily: Beca can make anything sound good in a heartbeat!
Fat Amy: you sure about that?
Emily: yeah!
Fat Amy: alright. Beca, will you-
Beca: no, Amy, I'm not going to make a mix with your burps
Fat Amy: assuming that it would have been my burps is a pretty optimistic expectation
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Chloe: kiss me where you've never kissed me before...
Beca: Canada?
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanficThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
