Aubrey: we'll rehearse from Monday to Friday everyday at 4pm sharp. Bring your own waters. Do we have any questions?
Emily *raises hand*
Aubrey: yes?
Emily: do you think SpongeBob is short for SpongeRobert?
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Dr. Mitchell: Beca, you're 18 now. You can no longer lay around all day. You have to face your exams in the adult way
Beca: corruption?
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Chloe: nice pendant! Does the B stand for... Bisexual?
Beca: *glances at the necklace for a second*
Beca, looking back up at Chloe: my name is literally Beca
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Beca: I hate seeing you so upset. What can I do to cheer you up?
Chloe : you could give me a hug...
Beca:
Beca: I don't know that brand of beer
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Chloe, drunk: I can hold my alcohol! What I do is none of your business and... And y-you don't know me!
Aubrey: are you done scolding that plant?
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Aubrey: I'm going to the store, what type of candy do you want?
Chloe: yes.
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Beca: I'll get to the bottom of this
Aubrey: it must be easy since you're already so close to the ground
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Chloe: I failed my Russian Lit exam...
CR: aw it's okay, it'll be better the second time
Chloe: um...
CR: third time?
Chloe: *looks down*
CR: fourth time?
Chloe: *bites her lip*
CR:
CR: is this even your third year of college?
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A/N: I wanted the 50th chapter to be the oneshot I promised you guys, but I've been a little busy, I'm sorry 🙈 it's almost finished though!
Also, I'd like to do something Avengers themed in the future (yes I love Marvel). Or Harry Potter themed. What do you think?
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
Fiksi PenggemarThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
