A/N: see the pun? Ha. I basically took famous pick-up lines and tried to give proper Barden Bellas responses. Enjoy and tell me if you want more chapters like this cause I might have another one ready!! ;) xx
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Chicago: do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material
Chloe: do you know what my shirt is made of?
Chloe: well you'll never touch me so you'll never know
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Theo: are you religious? Cause you're the answer to all of my prayers
Beca: I'm an atheist
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Random guy: are you lost? Cause Heaven is a long way from here
Stacie: are you saying I look dead?
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Jesse: do you have a sunburn or are you always so hot?
Beca: I do, I'm very pale. My skin is sensitive
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Theo: do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend
Beca: I actually might, cause you look exactly like my next friendzone
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Benji: do you smoke pot? Cause weed be cute together
Emily: oh I'm not into that kind of stuff but you should ask the High Notes
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Random guy: put down that cupcake, you're sweet enough already
Stacie: are you calling me fat?
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Random guy: Are you Hurricane Katrina? Cause you’re blowing me away
CR: dude stop right there, I'm not blowing anything
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Dj Dragon Nutz: I lost my number, can I have yours?
Lily: it's 666
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Random guy: is your father a terrorist? Cause you're the bomb
Flo: first of all that's racist
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Chloe: I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU
Beca: Chloe you've downed a bottle of vodka by yourself
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Benji: There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
Emily: oh em aca gee, are you a robot?
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
