Stacie: let's get spooky. What's the scariest thing you can think about on the spot?
Emily: Amy's threats.
Beca: feelings.
Chloe: my grades.
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Chloe: do you guys like our matching costumes? I'm the angel and Bree's the devil!
Beca: coincidentally Aubrey is the devil.
Aubrey: yeah I borrowed this outfit from your wardrobe, hope you don't mind.
Beca: touché.
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[The Bellas around a campfire]
Beca: so, anyone's got some quality scary story they wanna tell?
Flo: yes, me
Flo: *opens a science magazine on her lap*
Flo: this one is called "Global Warming"
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Beca to Aubrey: I don't know how to tell Chloe her puns are really lame.
Chloe, holding up her carved pumpkin: you mean you don't like J-Aca O'Lantern?!?
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[After playing with an ouija board]
Emily, tear stained: so... you guys are sure it was Amy moving the planchette?
The Bellas: *nod*
Emily: you sure it wasn't a demon?
Beca: Em, when you asked who's there, the board spelled "your mum". You have nothing to worry about.
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Ashley: the cool thing about Halloween is that by pretending to be zombies and ghosts, you get to be "dead" once a year
Jessica: so I got to die 23 times already? Cuz I lived through 23 Halloweens!
Lilly: and I got to die 27 times
Flo: but you're 22...
The Bellas: *collectively step back*
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Chloe and Beca: *walk out of their room*
Emily, noticing bite marks on Chloe's neck: Chloe! You're dressing up as "girl bitten by vampire" for the Halloween party?
Chloe: uhm...
Emily: That's so cool! What about Beca?
Chloe: ...the vampire.
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CR: what are y'all gonna dress up as?
Jessica: I'm going as Ashley!
Ashley: and I'm going as Jessica!
Aubrey: as if it wasn't confusing enough already.
Beca: at least they gave up on the Shining idea.
Beca: *shivers*
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Chloe to Chicago: we all carved our pumpkins so that they resemble us!
Chloe: except for Stacie, she went for a red pepper...
Stacie: I'm too hot to be a lame ass pumpkin.
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Emily: so how do you guys usually celebrate Halloween?
Beca: we do nothing much. We watch a movie, eat junk food, Flo waves across Lilly, Amy tries to feign her own death but nobody believes her so we just let her "bleed out" in front of the tv.
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FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
