February 2012.
Barden University, Atlanta (Georgia)
The Barden Bellas, who were walking down the halls of the dormitory, were still buzzing from the high of finding their harmony back at the college pool.
They had recently been called back for the Finals of the ICCAs, meaning they would be heading to the Lincoln Center in New York City soon, and were currently in the process of celebrating their new found potential victory in sight.
Their cheers could be heard all over the dorm hall as they held their custom made token trophy (a karaoke microphone) high.
"And I wanna thank my husband, Clint," Fat Amy playfully rehearsed, clutching the trophy to her heart, "I'll always keep you here," she patted her chest, "in my left boob,"
"Dammit, I should've thought of Hollywood hubbies too when it was my turn," Chloe cursed herself.
"Okay, but Clint Eastwood? Isn't he a little old?" CR raised a brow.
"And? Daddayyy," Stacie cooed, "Also, Harrison Ford can get it,"
"First of all, Harrison Ford belongs in the 60s category. Eastwood is in the 80s. They are not the same," CR argued.
"Well in my book, if pops got the cheddar, pops gets the cherry," Fat Amy shrugged.
"Oh my god, you're such a goldigger!" Beca laughed.
"Had she dug for gold, she wouldn't have to seek it from celebrities," Lily stated, quietly.
"I'm not sure if you're on my side dawg, but I'll assume so!" the Australian said after a moment, as Beca got her room's key out, "I like that she speaks now,"
"Better enjoy it before the nodes come for you guys too... I for one can tell you how hard it is,"
"There she goes again," Stacie rolled her eyes at Chloe.
Beca pushed the door open, expecting to find no one since Kimmy Jin was visiting her family and would be away for the week, but instead finding a... girl. Seemed around her age, brown hair, brown eyes, baby face, sitting on Beca's bed as if she had been waiting for a while.
"Uhm... what is going on? Who are you?" Beca frowned, only mildly alarmed. The girl was a stranger, but she didn't look threatening at all.
Upon being addressed, the girl's head snapped up as her eyes grew a size.
"Oh my stars!" Beca inwardly cringed at the sudden shift in volume, "It's you guys! It worked!"
"Beca... who is this girl?" Chloe asked slowly, trying to mask the subtle accusatory tone.
"I don't know! I just asked that!" the brunette countered before turning back to the mystery girl, "did Kimmy Jin send you in? Are you her friend?"
She was met with a shake of head.
"Right, pfft, 'friend', silly me. Are you her acquaintance?" she corrected. Another shake of the head.
"So what, you broke in?"
"No, I did not. Well, uh, not technically,"
Beca was appalled, but for some reason she didn't get frustrated at the girl. Instead, she just crossed her arms towards her chest, looking at her expectantly along with the rest of the group.
"I have, um... I'm not... uh, holy breadsticks, I hadn't thought this far ahead!" the girl shoved her crimson tinted face in her hands, taking a moment to compose herself, "Okay, um... wait, I have to make sure it actually worked. Uh... Tik Tok?"

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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...