A/N: I don't know how else to say this but please STOP COPYING ME, PEOPLE! It's annoying. Thanks, merry Christmas!
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Stacie, singing: you better watch out!
Emily, singing: you better not cry!
Aubrey, singing: he's the mab who's gonna tell you why!
CR: is this a song or the trailer to an upcoming horror movie?
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Emily: I wonder if Santa's gonna show up this year!
Lilly: he won't, he's tied up in the basement
Emily: u-uh?
Lilly: I wanted to try the sled
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Jesse: did you set up the tree?
Beca: oh, we couldn't afford a tree so we decorated the stripper pole in Stacie's room
Jesse: fair enou- stripper pole?
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[Fat Amy vs. presents 3]
Beca: Amy, don't sweat the present too much. You could take a dump and put a ribbon on it and Chloe would still be happy about it
Fat Amy: *looks at Beca*
Beca, glaring: which you're not gonna do
Fat Amy: *sighs*
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Chloe: this Christmas is going to be awesome!
Fat Amy: it is. I'll be Santa Claus and y'all be my ho ho hoes
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Stacie: be right back, I'm gonna go get my boyfriend a present!
Flo: wait, you're not carrying any gift though?
Stacie: it's me. I'm the present. And he'll be unwrapping me.
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[Fat Amy vs. presents 4]
Fat Amy: Chloe I know I didn't give you anything for Christmas, but you always say it's the thought that matters
Chloe: Indeed. And you didn't give me anything.
Fat Amy: but I thought about doing it. Then proceeded to go against it.
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Emily: I've been working on my Christmas puns! Chloe, you're gonna be Santa Chloe. Beca, you're Be-Candy Cane!
Beca: Chloe, please do something about this
Chloe: right. Emily... can I be Jingle Beales???
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Aubrey: what is "The Grinch Who Stole Christmas" about?
Stacie: it's about this weirdo who hates everyone and Christmas and wants to ruin everyone else's fun while being secretly a softie
Aubrey: Beca, I didn't know you starred in a movie
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Chloe: we need to buy the tree!
Fat Amy: it's okay Red, I sent Emily to cut one
Chloe: oh alright then- cut?!?!?
Fat Amy: with her bare hands
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanficThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
