Aubrey: go to Hell, Beca!
Beca: can't do, they kicked me out
(Alternatively)
Aubrey: go to Hell, Beca!
Beca: so you want me to up and break into your house?
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[In the shower]
Chloe: how high does your belt go?
Beca, confused: just above my waist?
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Aubrey: did you just pick a chip up from the floor and eat it?
Fat Amy: it was the last chip of the pack, Aubrey. My survival instincts kicked in.
Fat Amy: you should admire me, I feel like Bear Grylls.
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Aubrey: the Bellas meeting can officially begin- hold up, where's Stacie?
Beca: I ringed her earlier and asked her what she was doing. She replied "Gym"
Beca: she was panting. I hung up shortly after. I still don't know if she meant a place or a guy, but I decided I didn't want to find out.
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Aubrey: sometimes I feel like my dad doesn't love me... he just never makes up time for me, you know?
Flo: my father once pulled a hit 'n run when he ran me over with his tractor
Flo: but I imagine this must be hard for you
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Emily: in my 21 years of life I've never been good at counting
Beca: you're 18
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Fergus: which ones of you are Ashley and Jessica?
Bellas: * all point to Ashley*
Ashley, to Jessica: nice friend you are!
Jessica: what, you were so convinced to be me just one movie ago!
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Dr. Mitchell: you want a Bugatti?
Beca: yes!
Dr. Mitchell: you want a Maserati?
Beca: yes!!
Dr. Mitchell: you better go to college, bitch
Beca, under her breath: fuck
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A/N: completely unrelated but damn, Anna Kendrick should really write another book.
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FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
