Stacie: I'm gonna make a stop at Victoria's Secret
Emily: who's Victoria?
CR: I think that's the secret
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Stacie: confidence, Beca. Repeat after me. I'm hot as hell
Beca: I'm hot and from Hell
Stacie: nO
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Beca: give me one reason why you think I'm not fit for the job
Aubrey: you're irresponsible, stubborn, you hardly do what you're told, you tend to be late and you have the attention span of a fly
Beca: ...I said ONE reason
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Aubrey: I don't think you realize the gravity of the situation
Flo: joke's on you, I don't believe in gravity
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Jesse: Beca, do you wanna be my girlfriend?
Beca: of course I will be your friend who is a girl
Jesse: no, I meant as in being a couple
Beca: a couple of friends
Jesse: no! a couple of lovers
Beca: lovers of what?
Jesse: of each other!!
Beca: because love is at the base of all good friendships
Jesse: and also relationships. Do you want one with me?
Beca: we have one. The type called friendship
Jesse: I- do you hear yourself??
Beca: gotta go bestie <3
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Aubrey: well, obviously there's no right or wrong in this situation
Beca: agreed
Aubrey: but just so you know, I'm right
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Aubrey: what pet do you want, Em?
Emily: I want one of those hornless unicorns!
Aubrey, to Beca: she wants a horse
Beca: I'm getting her a goldfish
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CR: read the room, Flo
Flo: I'm gonna need subtitles
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[Aca Initiation night]
Aubrey: moving on. Lily, how much do you care about the Bellas?
Lily: I would throw a virgin into the fire for them
Chloe: yes! That's the right-
Aubrey, turning to Chloe: no!
Chloe, recoiling: no...
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A/N: HAPPY BECHLOE KISS RELEASE DAY MY FRIENDS!!! And this time I'm not even pranking you!! Though I'd update to celebrate with you guys 🎉
Also Taylor Swift is dropping a new album in a couple of hours and I'm freaking out
Today is glorious ✨
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
