Fat Amy: I'm only good at two things, baking and lying
Aubrey: you bake?
Beca: she doesn't
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Stacie: my ex is a jerk
Flo: my ex is in prison
Beca: what for?
Flo: he set fire to a cop
Beca:
Flo: 's car
Beca, relieved: oh okay
Flo: and the cop that was in it
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Beca: I can't see anything without my glasses
Emily: you wear glasses?
Beca: yes, Stacie
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Chloe: that guy is so smart. He's got an STD and everything
Beca:
Beca: you mean a PhD?
Chloe: that's what I said
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Aubrey: does anyone have any questions?
Stacie: *raises hand*
Aubrey: about rehearsals
Stacie: *puts hand down*
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Fat Amy: Becaaaa
Beca: what do you need?
Fat Amy: why do I have to need something? I just wanted to talk to my best friend
Beca: hm
Fat Amy: ...about something I need
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Beca: Chloe right? Why don't you tell me more about you
Chloe: sure!
Chloe: My name's Chloe Beale, I'm bisexual, singing is my passion, I'm part of the LGBTQI+ community, I'm a gemini, I like girls, I have a dog, women
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Fat Amy: the best thing about me is that I always take into consideration people's feelings
Emily: and their emotions
Fat Amy: that's the same thing, Emily, you're so fucking stupid!
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[after the last performance]
Emily: Beca, that was incredible! You're like, the Mariah Carey of high notes!
CR: that... would be Mariah Carey
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A/N: have you guys joined the #PitchPerfectAtHome hangout? I was a little late but I made it, it was fun. Might have convinced queen Alexis Knapp to try the cup song 😉
I hope they do another one soon!
Ooh also, Hailee's new album slaps. Thought I'd throw it out there 💣
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FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
