Beca: ugh, I would do anything to have a body like Stacie's. Literally anything
Aubrey: work out then
Beca:
Beca: no
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[in the group chat]
Emily: why is it called a "revolver"?
Beca: because the cylinder spins the bullets
Stacie: because people have commonly agreed on it. Language is nothing but a convenience based code that's decided by the interlocutors in order to communicate and can be rearranged. So if I choose to call something a revolver and get you to agree, it becomes a revolver in our shared vocabulary.
Aubrey: from Latin revolvere, present active infinitive of revolvō (“turn over, roll back, reflect upon”), from re- (“back, again”) + volvō (“roll”).
Chloe: no idea omg
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Fat Amy: hey Legacy, have I ever told you you have great ideas?
Emily, beaming: no actually
Fat Amy: good, just making sure
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CR: where are Beca and Chloe?
Stacie: they're watching a movie
CR: Beca agreed to watch a movie? Wow. That's love
Stacie: yep, it's Twilight
CR: ...that's real love
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Chloe: I just need a sign from the universe!
Flo: why don't you take the ones down the block so I can park?
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Emily: which decade do you wish you had been born in?
Beca: none
CR: there we go again
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Stacie: heading to my new job!
Stacie, walking out of the closet: okay, does this outfit say "sexy secretary" or "respectable businesswoman"?
Beca, approvingly: the latter
Stacie, walking back in: dammit!
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Beca: why are you such a bitch? Did daddy not hold you as a baby?!
Aubrey: actually, no
Beca: ...oh my god same
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Beca: why are you crying?
Chloe, sobbing: Bumper called me a crybaby!
Beca: that's...
Chloe: *cries harder*
Beca: that's not... true-
Chloe: *starts wailing violently*
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
