A/N: merry Christmas (Eve)!
Updating today just in case I won't be able to tomorrow. I'll save part 2 for tomorrow though, a little treat for reaching number #1 in the "annakendrick" hashtag!
Without further ado, enjoy!
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Chloe, waving a branch above Beca's head: mistletoe!! Now you have to kiss me!!
Beca: that's poison ivy and your skin is already reddening
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Fat Amy: I bought everyone Christmas costumes! Here, there you go, this one's for you, this is for you...
Beca: why are you all elves while I'm a reindeer?
Fat Amy: the point is to dress up as something you're not
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[singing]
Aubrey: last Christmas!
Chloe: I gave you my heart!
Flo: and the very next day!
Beca: I said go away
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Aubrey: it's not Christmas until a certain man makes his presence known again after a year
Flo: Santa Claus?
Aubrey: Michael Bublè
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Emily: I love the idea of Santa Claus and his elves and reindeers!
Flo: so you love slavery
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Aubrey: let's make gingerbread!
Fat Amy: Aubrey, I can fetch us a baguette but I don't know how Chloe will fit into the oven
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Emily: *hears shuffling noises from the chimney*
Emily: Santa?!?
CR: no, it's just Lilly
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[On Christmas day]
Jessica: what are your new year's resolutions?
Ashley: buying a calendar. I never know what day it is
Jessica: well we probably can't go buy it right now, shops are full on Christmas
Ashley: Christm- we're in December already?!
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[Fat Amy vs. presents 1]
Fat Amy: merry Christmas, BM!
Beca: oh thanks- wait, this is my shirt...
Fat Amy, panicking: w-what?
Beca: did you take this from our closet?
Fat Amy: I uh I-I-I thought it was Chloe's!
Beca: how does that make it any better?!
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[Fat Amy vs. presents 2]
Fat Amy: merry Christmas, Emily!
Emily: Amy, these earrings are gorgeous... thank you so much!
Fat Amy: no worries- oh shoot, I only just noticed you don't have your ears pierced!
Emily: oh yeah but it's ok-
Fat Amy: darn, I had NO IDEA, well then I guess I can borrow them for an indeterminate amount of time since you will never use them? Thank you!
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