Emily: I swear, if I had a dollar for everytime I've been kind to people... I would have zero dollars, cause everything would go to charity
Beca: if I had a dollar everytime I've been kind to people... I would also have zero dollars
Emily: because you would give everything to char-
Beca: no
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Stacie: is it true that you and Chloe showered together?!
Beca: no! I mean we were in the shower together, yes, but not like that... she just came in- wait no, I could've worded it better...
Beca: she showed up before I could do anything- that also could've been worded better ugh
Beca: I mean I wasn't even wet- GODDAMMIT!
Stacie: take your time
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Ashley: so, who's coming to the game?
Stacie: me!
Jessica: I thought you didn't do sports?
Stacie: I don't do sports, but I do players
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[Harry Potter AU (idk)]
Beca: earlier I told Chloe the L word
Emily: love??
Beca: no, leviosa. She kept chanting "leviosar" and it was pissing me off
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Theo: I really like this girl but she's oblivious. I could literally straight up tell her and she still wouldn't have a clue
Beca: yeah? Tell me about her
Theo: she's a brunette, a music producer, sings in an acapella group and her name is Beca
Beca:
Theo:
Beca: she sounds cool
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[Watching RuPaul's Drag Race]
Beca: what would your drag superstar name be?
Fat Amy: Teen LaQueefah
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Chicago: today I finally popped the question to Chloe
Aubrey: you proposed??
Chicago: no, I asked her what the hell she was doing staring at Beca all the time
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Fat Amy: one day, Legacy, we're gonna get you high
Emily: like... on an airplane??
Fat Amy: what? No, I mean stoned
Emily: is that an archeological term or...?
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FanficThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
