Beca: how about going to the movie theater tonight? There's that new horror movie
Stacie: sure, but let's not bring Lily. Demons turn her on
Lily: I've been pregnant with Satan's child
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Stacie: I wear eye shadow because "I shadow" y'all
Fat Amy: only because your legs are longer than the great wall of China
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Stacie: Flo, have you ever met Pablo Escobar?
Flo: OK that's racist
Stacie: but have you?
Flo: ...that's none of your business
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Fat Amy: I don't need a license in order to be a good driver
CR: you almost ran over Emily
Fat Amy: exactly
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Stacie: if I cut off someone's fists and e toss'em against someone else, am I throwing punches?
Aubrey: I don't know but if you ever do it, you may ask the court
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Chloe: Beca, Emily just said a bad word. Any idea when she might have heard it?
Beca: how would I fucking know, Chloe
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Beca: why is Amy laughing so hard?
Jessica: yesterday I told her I wanted to request another solo.
Beca: yesterday?
Jessica: yes.
Beca: and she's still...
Jessica: yes.
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Stacie: come on Aubrey, open up, I'll be your therapist
Aubrey: fine. My dad never loved me, I have the tendency to throw up when I do the thing I love most in the entire world and my friends call me a control freak. What can you say about that?
Stacie: well, in strictly psychological terms... Yikes
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A/N: name a Pitch Perfect ship and the one that gets the most votes will have a chapter entirely dedicated to it :) xx
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