Emily: earlier a guy asked me what's my favorite position
Aubrey, nearly choking: what did you say?
Emily, frowning: that I don't do yoga
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Chloe: Emily, are you doing your homework?
Emily: are YOU doing yours?
Chloe: ....
Chloe: if Beca asks, this conversation never happened
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Chloe: truth or dare?
Beca: dare
Chloe: I dare you to kiss the prettiest person in the room. Except for Stacie, Amy, Flo, Lily, CR, Jessica and Ashley
Beca: but that would only leave you
Chloe: what a queer coincidence
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Chloe: Beca should give her the talk, she looks up to her!
Beca: Stacie would be a better pick, though, she's an expert on the matter!
Stacie: no, Chloe should do it! She's the one who adopted her, it's her responsibility!
Emily: guys, stop! You don't need to do anything, I've had my first period a long time ago, silly!
Stacie: that's so cute, she thinks we're talking about periods
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CR: sometimes I think you're a bit... cold with guys?
Beca: I'm not!
CR: last week Theo bought you flowers and a note that said "I love you"
Beca: yeah
CR: and you replied that you hoped he still had the receipt
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Aubrey: I look like Hell!
Fat Amy: Nah, just Purgatory
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Lily: wanna see my set of lighters?
CR: I didn't know you smoked
Lily: I don't
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Stacie: I'm the only one here who can do a split
Fat Amy: well I can do a banana split
Chloe: and I split with all of my boyfriends
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A/N: as you've probably noticed by now I like to put a mixture of different things in this book and experiment with it, so would you guys like occasional comedy oneshot's about the Bellas? Please let me know in the comments. Xx
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FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
