Ashley: I spy with my little eye something that starts with... D!
Beca: darkness
Ashley: no
Beca: depression
Ashley: no...
Beca: tears
Ashley: tears doesn't even start with-
Beca: I'm so sad
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Fat Amy: short stack, the police are after me! I can't tell you why but if you come with I'll let you drive the getaway vehicle!
Beca: what?! No way-
Fat Amy: it's a motorcycle!
Beca: let's go.
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Beca: how would you describe me?
Aubrey: hot
Beca: damn thanks-
Aubrey: mess. A hot mess, most definitely.
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Beca: I'm glad Benji respected Emily's curfew
CR: you're not her mom, by the way
Beca, standing up: I know!
CR: where you goin'?
Beca: gotta tuck her into bed
CR: Beca.
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Flo: Beca, you're always brooding
Beca: well I'm an artist. There's no paintings without "pain". There's no music without "sick"...
Fat Amy: and there's no fart without "art". What's your point?
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[At the USO riff off]
Chloe: we like to keep it strictly oral!
Fat Amy: that's what she said
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Chloe: ladies, here's your dry laundry!
Chloe: *picks up some lingerie*
Chloe: and Stacie's, I'm assuming, bracelet
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[In Pitch Perfect 2]
Chloe: where is Beca?
Fat Amy: uh I don't know. She went from Tris Priorities to Katniss Neverseen
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A/N: I'd like to say two things:
1) would you guys like a Christmas special on the 25th? Let me know!
2) Please credit me when using my work. Out of respect, y'know? Not trying to be shady but it doesn't cost a thing and it's kinda weird seeing your own jokes on Instagram like that. Xx
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FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
