Incorrect Barden Bellas

29 [Tv Edition]

A/N: These are ALL quotes from tv shows I've watched, I take no credit. There's gonna be another note at the end of the chapter. Enjoy!

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Fat Amy, entering wine shop: hello, good sir. I would like your finest bottle of wine, please.
Clerk: that will be $1.600
Fat Amy: great, I'd like your $8-est bottle of wine, please.

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Beca: Jesse is the only guy I've ever been with...
Stacie: You mean not counting one night stands?
Beca: N-no...
Stacie: Blackkout sex?
Beca: What?
Stacie: Redheads? Girls?
Beca: No!
Stacie: Look, I'm not a fan of the lady cave either, but in a pinch...
Beca: it'd have to be a really big pinch

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Flo: you're too selfish to ever be a good person.
Fat Amy: well, I think you are very wrong.
Flo: what country am I from again?
Fat Amy: Sensodyne.
Flo: that's a brand of toothpaste.

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Chloe: we have a Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis.
Aubrey: a Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis?!
Beca: sorry, what's a Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis?
Aubrey: it's nothing, it's a little inconvenience. Beca, dear, could you show us a private room where no one can see or hear us, even if I yell very loudly out of fear?

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Fat Amy: look, I might not have been a saint, but it's not like I killed anybody. I wasn't an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Beca: okay, that's really specific, and it makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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[Emily in her rebellious phase]
Emily: you look okay. Wanna hang out?
Benji: my mom says I can only have 3 friends, so-
Emily: mom don't make the rules no more, Scooter
Benji: my name is Benji
Emily: not anymore, it ain't *crushes his can of soda*

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Dr. Mitchell: how's school?
Beca: it's still there.

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[Before the World's]
Chloe: we're gonna be great! We got this, girl!
Beca: okay, stop. On every reality show, people say lame things that we can never say.
Beca: no fist bumping, no high fives. You can't tell me to "bring it" or "shut it down". You can't tell me to "go, girl" or "bring my A game" and we don't "got this", cool?
Chloe: cool. But we do got this, right?
Beca: yeah we got this.

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Fat Amy: Beca reads everything. She read the entire ITunes user agreement before she bought Rihanna's "Bitch Better Have My Money"
Beca: wish I'd read the fine print when I agreed to be your roommate. Turns out, bitch do have my money.

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Jesse: you didn't cry when Bambi's mother died?!
Beca: yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.

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[On Halloween]
Stacie: Chloe, we need more candy
Chloe: what? There's only been like four kids!
Stacie: I know but one of them just said she loved me so I just gave her everything!
Fat Amy: no wonder you're pregnant

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[In a confessional]
Chloe: ask anyone. We're close.
Chicago: yeah Beca and Chloe sometimes have sleepovers, in my bed, with me in it.

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Beca: it was my first mix, Sammy. How do you not remember this?
Sammy: you were an intern, Beca. You weren't even a person to me yet.

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Fat Amy: what's wrong with these new Bellas? We weren't like this
Beca: we were great Bellas
Fat Amy: I was great. You were... you were good

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Stacie, working as a waitress: sorry I'm late with your orders, but you've worked here so you know how it is
Chloe: the kitchen is busy?
Stacie: no, I'm a terrible waitress

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Stacie: Theo is your Jacob but we all know you're going to end up with Edward, because you're Bella
Beca: what is that reference?
Stacie: Twilight! It's the only great love story since... Shakespeare In Love!

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A/N: should I make more of these? Let me know. Xx

Shows quoted: Friends, The Good Place, Don't Trust The B***h In Apartment 23, Grey's Anatomy, Gilmore Girls, 2 Broke Girls, Brooklyn 99,How I Met Your Mother, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend