A/N: happy Valentine's Day! As the title suggests, Bechloe won the poll, so... Here you have it! Enjoy 😊 (also yes the last one is an Ariana Grande reference 🤷♀️)
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Beca: hey I'm Beca
Chloe: and I am highly questioning my sexuality
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Chloe: Beca got hurt today, so I gave her mouth to mouth
Flo: didn't she just bump her hip on the table?
Chloe: what are you getting at?
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Aubrey: ugh I had Beca and her sharp tongue!
Chloe: it's not that sharp
Aubrey: *raises eyebrow*
Chloe: oh that was a metaphor wasn't it
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Chloe: how would you kill me?
Beca: I'd cuddle you to death
Fat Amy: how would you kill me, instead?
Beca: with an axe. Nice and neat
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Emily: you and Beca are so cute, you're like a live Disney couple!
Chloe: Aladdin let Jasmine fly on a carpet. Beca won't even clean the frickin carpet
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Chloe: ok, don't freak out, but I have a huge crush on you
Beca: but like... as friends?
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Chloe: Beca said she loves hugging me platonically. She's in love with me!
Aubrey: Chlo... Do you even know what Plato meant?
Chloe: no but he's a philosopher, so it's gotta be romantic, right?
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Beca: when did you realize I was bisexual?
Chloe: Beca, you were so determined not to join the Bellas and you magically changed your mind after you saw me naked
Beca: oh
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Chloe, seductively, in Beca's ear: I bet I can make you weak in the knees...
Beca, gulping: prove it
Chloe: *pulls away, beckons Fat Amy over, makes her jump on Beca's back*
Beca, immediately falling on the ground: t-this wasn't what I had pictured...
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Chloe: I gotta go now, I have a kid to look after at home
Aubrey: I thought you and Beca didn't have kids??
Chloe: I'm talking about Beca
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Chloe: Beca... What are we?
Beca: people?
Chloe: I mean together
Beca: a duo
Chloe: I mean relationship wise!
Beca: intimate?
Chloe: Jesus, do we have a label or not?!
Beca: I'm interning at Residual Heat, Chloe
Chloe: for fuck's sake!
Beca: no for my career's sake!
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Chloe: Beca, why do you hate colors so much? You always wear black
Beca: do not!
Chloe: do too!
Beca: no, dude, last week I wore blue!
Chloe: *raises eyebrows*
Beca: dark blue
Chloe: Beca
Beca: ok it was black
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Theo, pointing to Chloe: break up with your girlfriend, I'm bored
Beca: haha... Thank u, next
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