Chloe: wow Lily, didn't know you had an eye for art!
Lily: I have an eye for almost anything. I keep them in labeled jars
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Stacie: I just don't understand what the deal with Jessica and Ashley is. Are they twins? Are they lovers? What is it?
Fat Amy: it's like the Team Rocket. Nobody knows
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Jesse: are you girls free tonight?
Beca: ugh, I wish. Aubrey keeps us in a chokehold
Stacie: ...kinky
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Chloe: I'm back! Stacie, have you taught Emily the basics?
Stacie: sure did! Em, Delena or Stelena?
Emily: Delena
Stacie: Brucas or Leyton?
Emily: Brucas
Stacie: Finchel or Quinchel?
Emily: Brittana
Stacie: see?
Chloe: that's... not what I asked you to do
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Chloe: aw Bec! These baby pics are so cute!
Aubrey: back when Beca had a soul
Beca: yeah, then I sold it to the devil. What have you done with it, by the way?
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Flo: how do redheads even happen? Did someone leave a red sock in the womb?
Chloe: *slowly turns to look at Aubrey*
Aubrey: *shakes her head and mouths a no*
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Beca: I hate how reassurance is always like "it's okay, you did your best"
Flo: right...
Beca: like, what if I didn't do my best? Huh? How are you gonna comfort us lazy assholes??
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Beca: so I found out that after we became famous, people started writing fanfiction about Chloe and I...
Stacie: yes, I've read them
Beca: y-you have?!
Stacie: only the steamy ones
Chloe: same
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
