Beca: How did you spend your birthday money?
Chloe: Rent
Beca: Good, cause Amy isn't helping with her one woman show
Chloe: I meant Rent the dvd. You know how much I love musicals
Beca: They cut our heating off, Chloe
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Jessica: I'm reading this book about a guy that was born to save his people and then he died but came back to life
Ashley: the Bible?
Jessica: OMG you read it too???
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Chloe, ugly crying: and so I walked in and saw him kissing that girl!
Beca: shh Chlo it's okay... Don't think about it
Stacie: yeah, cheer up Chlo. Grab some of my fries
Beca: thought you were on a diet?
Stacie: it's my cheat day
Chloe: *cries harder*
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Lily: Well I'm not exactly from... Here
Emily: You're Canadian?
Lily, hiding her Area 51 visa: ...something like that
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Beca: We're gonna kick your ass at the World's!
Kommissar: What was that? Sorry, I only speak success
Emily: That's a lie, Cap! I heard her talk in english!
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Flo: Hi, my name is Florencia Fuentes
Fat Amy: oh I've never been to Mexico
Flo: actually I'm from Guatemala
Fat Amy: did I ask?
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Beca: we need to win this competition
Emily: but what really matters is having fun, right?
Chloe, punching the table: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!
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Stacie: Beca and I started a band, we called it like a spider
CR: cool, what's it called?
Beca: Daddy Long Legs
Stacie: she's Daddy and I'm Long Legs
Beca, sighing: Stacie picked the name
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FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
