Stacie: Benji is crazy for Emily
Fat Amy: Bumper is crazy for me
CR: Lily is crazy
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Stacie: can you do a handstand?
Fat Amy: I can barely do a footstand
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Beca: you do you, Chlo
Chloe: I'd rather you do me
Beca: what?
Chloe: what?
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Beca: I don't wanna go to college, dad. I wanna make music
Dr Mitchell: okay so how about you major in music so you have a qualification to bring to the music industry table?
Beca: *syntax error*
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Flo: Beca, Emily is on drugs
Beca: you're on drugs?!
Emily: stop calling it drugs like it's cocaine! It's just the morning after pill!
Beca: YOU'RE ON THE PILL?!?!?
Stacie: would you rather it be cocaine?
Beca: I'm considering it!!!
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[texting]
Bumper: Amy sit on my face
Bumper: oh shit this is a group chat
Bumper: I meant to say lap**
Stacie: NO YOU DIDN'T LMFAO
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Chloe: Beca can be pretty childish. She still laughs at fart jokes
Beca: that's not even true
Chloe: I will love you til death do us fart
Beca: *giggles*
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CR: you surely have skeletons in your closet too
Stacie: can't see them under all my Jimmy Choo's
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
