Jesse: Beca, will you marry me?
Beca:
Beca: do I have like a 2 month free trial?
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Flo: what's your heart made of? Stone?
Fat Amy: um, yeah, emerald
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New Bellas: so, who are you?
Chloe: I am Chloe Beale, Singer of Acapella, Co-Captain of the former Barden Bellas, Invader of Showers, Holder of Yellow Cups, Queen of Party Goers and Glowstick Dancing, Survivor of The Nodes
Beca, sighing: didn't we agree that watching Game Of Thrones until late is unhealthy for you?
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Chloe: oh my God, I'm in love with you
Chloe: I-I mean, I'm quite fond of you
Chloe: I mean, you're okay I guess
Chloe: I mean, I don't mind you
Chloe: I mean, like, if I saw you around I wouldn't, like, punch you or anything
Beca: ...Thanks?
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Fat Amy: freshmen are so annoying
Emily: um I'm a freshman
Fat Amy: *looks at Emily*
Fat Amy: freshmen are so annoying
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Theo: Beca... That's a beautiful name, what's it short for?
Beca: it's short for "back away, dude"
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Beca: I just wish I had someone to talk to about my problems
Stacie: do you wanna talk about your problems?
Beca:
Beca: no
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Chloe, smiling into the phone: you hang up
Beca: no, you hang up
Chloe: noo, you hang up
Beca: no, you hang up
Chloe: aw no you hang up
Chloe:
Chloe: Bec?
Chloe: *stares at the phone*
Chloe: that bitch hung up!
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A/N: so I guess now we know Chloe was the one initiating the Bechloe kiss. I thought it was Beca but yeah this makes more sense 🤷♀️
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FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
