CR: we all know you have a soft spot for Chloe
Beca: I don't!
Chloe: hey Bec!
Beca: hi honey bear!
CR: *raises eyebrow*
Beca: b-bears are dangerous
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Beca: I hate country music
Chloe: I LOVE country music!
Beca: love. I meant love. I own a cowgirl hat and have some relatives from Tennessee. I can play the banjo
Chloe: it's okay if you-
Beca: I swear I have a cow back home
Chloe: Bec-
Beca: yee-haw
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Emily: Beca told me that the first step to become a badass is saying no to everything
Aubrey: so you don't want this candy?
Emily: ...but a badass breaks the rules, right??
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Aubrey: Chloe, stop talking through Taylor Swift song titles please
Chloe: Tell Me Why!
Aubrey: cause it's getting annoying and I don't wanna hear it
Chloe: I Wish You Would...
Aubrey: I will literally murder you in your sleep
Chloe: I Knew You Were Trouble... This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things!
Aubrey: enough! *grabs her and locks her in the closet*
Aubrey, sighing: Look What You Made Me Do
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CR: if you don't drink, why do you keep so many bottles of gin in your room?
Beca: in case I finally decide to set myself on fire someday
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Jessica: should we watch The Nightmare Before Christmas on Halloween or on Christmas?
Ashley: both, just in case
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Fat Amy: Legacy is so dumb, she actually thought the milky way was made of milk
Chloe: *sobs*
Fat Amy: what?
Beca, rubbing Chloe's back: it's ok champ, the space is still beautiful...
Beca, whispering to Amy: she failed Science
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Emily: since I can't play anything, my pianist alias would be "No-zart"
Stacie: same, I would be "Meh-thoven"
Emily: Beca, wanna hear our pianist names??
Beca: no
Stacie: I guess she doesn't give a Bach
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A/N: any T Swift fans on here?? 🙋
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FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
