Stacie: where were you?
Emily: oh, I was just feeding the cat
CR: we don't have a cat
Emily: then what did I feed...?
Lily: have you guys seen my baby manticore?
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Bumper: will you marry me?
Fat Amy: read at 4.26 pm
Bumper: I'm right in front of you
Fat Amy: *runs away*
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Beca: so how did you lose all your money?
Fat Amy: lose? Beca, I had money to last me a lifetime!
Beca: Vegas?
Fat Amy: ...Vegas
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CR: how many languages do you speak?
Fat Amy: two. English and Scottish
CR: scottish is not a separate language
Fat Amy: sae ye hink ye can ken it?
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Aubrey: I believe in God
CR: I believe in science
Emily, eager: I believe in myself!
Beca: that's... Not what the conversation was about
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Beca, breathing heavily: y-y-you need to avenge m-me... *cough*
Stacie, crying as she holds her: I will. I promise. I will find the bastard who shot you and have no mercy. Not a minute will pass by where I don't think about you, my friend...
CR: do you guys have to do this every time we play paintball?
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Fat Amy: Beca, you don't need to be jealous of me
Beca: I'm jealous of you?
Fat Amy: yeah, obviously
Beca: I saw you eat crumbs off the floor 10 minutes ago
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Emily: who's the clumsiest out of all of us?
Beca: Amy
Fat Amy: Beca
Beca: remember when you fell of the stairs?
Fat Amy: remember when you fell off a plane?
Beca: that's not fair and you know it
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FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
