Aubrey: come on girls! 10 laps!
Stacie: hey I get it, you won't run because you've already been running through my mind all day...
Aubrey: nice try. 10 laps, Stacie
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Emily: Amy, what's your real name?
Fat Amy: well... it's Patricia, but most people just know me as That Bitch™
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Chloe: Lily! Where have you been?
Lily: in people's nightmares
Beca: ha! bomb line, I'll borrow that
Lily: not a line
Beca: ...
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Aubrey: why does Chloe have a Nicholas Cage life-sized cutout?
Beca: I told her to get a thick cage for the birds. She misheard me
Chloe, cradling the cutout: I feel underappreciated
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Luke: hey Becky, can you pass me the Worcestershire sauce?
Beca: seriously? you can say that and not my name?
Luke: it's not my fault your name is not Worcestershire
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Stacie, coming in with a big cake: happy D-Day, Beca!
Beca: D-day?
Stacie: anniversary of your parents' divorce!
Beca: ...and why are we celebrating that?
Stacie: well, I figured you'd get sad today, but at least now there's cake
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CR: how many languages do you speak?
Chloe: English, Spanish, French, and Ariana Grande
CR: Ariana Grande?
Chloe: yuh
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Stacie: what do you usually look for in a man?
Beca: his wallet
Chloe: Beca!
Beca: or his watch. Whichever feels easier
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A/N: "Who Did It?" is out now! Sorry for the slight delay, the app was acting up a bit. But it's there now so go check it out if you feel like playing! ^.^
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FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
