Chloe: this is an aca-disaster. We're not aca-ready for the aca-finals!
Beca: Chlo, stop with the aca-puns!
Chloe: aca-can't! I'm aca-panicking!
Flo: Acapulco
The girls: *turn to stare at her*
Flo: I'm sorry, am I doing this wrong?
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Beca: no, Chloe, I don't need a backrub
Chloe: it's not like I meant a sexual one! Unless...?
Beca: no!
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Emily: Beca, what does "virgin" mean?
Beca: uh... What's the context?
Emily: "extra virgin olive oil"
Beca: oh thank god
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Stacie: I'm ordering a Cosmopolitan. Flo, do you want a mojito?
Flo: why do people assume I want a mojito just cause it "sounds Spanish" ? It's really offensive and reductive
Stacie: I'm sorry... What can I get you then?
Flo: a margarita please
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Chloe: I miss my granny
CR: where is she?
Chloe: she's in a better place now
Fat Amy: we live in America, you'll have to be more specific
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Flo: we could start a band. I play the drums!
Beca: that's cool, I play the keys
Emily: I play guitar!
Fat Amy: and I play all my boyfriends
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Aubrey: I should really weigh my words more with Chloe
Flo: why?
Aubrey: Chloe was upset after her fight with Beca and it pissed me off so I exclaimed "Fuck Beca!"
Flo: and?
Aubrey: she took it literally. She went and fucked Beca
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Chloe: Bec, I need to tell you something...
Beca: sure, what's up?
Chloe: I really like you...
Beca: you're my friend, of course you like me
Chloe: no, I mean as more than a friend...
Beca: best friend?
Chloe: no, I mean I want to be with you
Beca: you see me everyday
Chloe: no ugh I meant like, dating you
Beca: platonically?
Chloe: what? Beca, that's not even a thing! I want to be your girlfriend!
Beca: a friend who is a female
Chloe: Jesus Christ!
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A/N: random question, what are your favourite Kendrick movies, aside from Pitch Perfect? For me I think I'd say A Simple Favor and Mr. Right! 🤔
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FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
