Emily: it's Opposite Day!
Jessica: so it's not Opposite Day?
Ashley: that's a paradox
Stacie: you mean it's not a paradox?
Jessica: I'm aca-confused
Emily: me neither
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Beca: Chloe has become a bit annoying since she got her nodes. As if it's an excuse for me to do everything-
Chloe: hey Bec, can you carry my luggage?
Beca: I'm already carrying your go-bags AND my own bags, Chloe!
Chloe: but Beca, I have nodes
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Flo: I love you guys, I'm gonna be at all of your funerals
Aubrey: ...why couldn't you just say weddings?
Ashley: ...or birthdays?
CR: ...and most importantly, why are you implying that we're all dying before you do??
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Chloe, seeing Beca's black eye: oh my god! What happened?
Aubrey: you look awful!
Beca: heh, you should've seen the other guy...
CR: the floor
CR: the floor is "the other guy"
CR: she tripped and fell on her face
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Chloe: welcome to the Bellas, Emily! This is Aubrey, Fat Amy, Stacie, Lilly, Cynthia Rose, Jennifer and Ansley!
Jessica and Ashley: that was close enough
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Beca: living with Fat Amy can be stressful, you know? She's the Elsa to my Anna
Aubrey: you mean you're like sisters?
Beca: no. I mean that she left the AC on all day therefore it's freezing in the house and now I'm looking for the bitch
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FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
