Aubrey, knocking on Beca's door: Beca, open up!
Beca, sighing: it all started with my parents' divorce...
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[Preparing a veg dinner]
Chloe: we're gonna see a band's re-onion, wanna tag along?
Emily: when is beet?
Chloe: tomato night
Emily: sorry, I carrot come
Chloe: lettuce know if you change your mind
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Theo: Emily! Did you ask Beca what's her type?
Emily: yeah
Theo: what'd she say??
Emily: 0 Positive
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Aubrey: your room is a mess!
Beca: it's a metaphor.
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CR: we can't keep ignoring the elephant in the room.
Flo: I actually did once. He was a bit noisy but quite aloof.
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[Texting]
Beca: wyd?
Stacie: hockey
Beca: I didn't know you were into sports
Stacie: hickeys***
Stacie: damn autocorrect amirite?
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Fat Amy: since you guys call me Fat Amy and it feels so refreshing, I lay down just as accurate nicknames for y'all. My pleasure *shows off a list*
Beca: Edgy Beca?
Stacie: Nynfomaniac Stacie?
Aubrey: Control Freak Aubrey??
Flo: Immigrant Flo?
CR: Lesbian Cynthia-Rose?
Emily: Dumb Emily? B-but...
Chloe: Drunk Chloe?? Drunk is not even a personality trait!
Jessica and Ashley: what do you mean "Others"?!?
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
