Flo: I am really bad at math. I really couldn't tell you the simplest things
Aubrey: let's see. If I had 40 cupcakes and ate 15, what do I have now?
Flo: bad stomachache
Aubrey: don't digress, it's a math problem
Flo: no that's a health problem
Aubrey: it's not real!
Flo: why would you even buy 40 cupcakes?
Aubrey: ugh I don't know! Perhaps it's my birthday...
Flo: happy birthday!
Aubrey: it's not my birthday!
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Chloe: you know, doing it in the dark is so much hotter!
Aubrey: you haven't paid the light bill, have you
Chloe: ...no
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Ashley: Katy Perry was right. I do be feeling like a plastic bag
Jessica: what does that even mean?
Ashley: like, a plastic bag. You know plastic bags?
Jessica: yes?
Ashley: that's how I feel!
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Emily: Chloe, Amy told me you're gonna eat me because you're a ginger...
Chloe: what?! that makes no sense! if there's anyone you should look out for it's Lily! She ate her twin in the womb!
Lily: and I would do it again
Chloe: ...
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Stacie: what song would you want played at your wedding?
Flo: "Africa" by Toto
Stacie: and at your funeral?
Flo: "Africa" by Toto
Stacie: hmm... what about a new national anthem?
Flo: I would not change it
Stacie: what? no "Africa" by Toto?
Flo: no, I like "Party In The USA"
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Fat Amy: if it wasn't for my pants accident, we wouldn't have signed up for the World's championships
Beca: technically true...
Fat Amy: so... we won the World's because I showed my vag to the world
Beca: please don't ever say it like that in front of people
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Stacie: are we Little Mix or Fifth Harmony?
Aubrey: excuse you, we are the Supremes
Beca: I thought you were gonna say the Bangles
Aubrey: God no, you all would have crucified me
CR: rightfully
Beca: but hear me out. TLC
CR: as the unofficial spokesperson for Destiny's Child, I beg to differ
Fat Amy: Bananarama!
Aubrey: name one song that isn't "Venus"
Fat Amy: Cr-
Aubrey: or "Cruel Summer"
Fat Amy: you tricked me!
Chloe: hello?? is no one gonna say the Spice Girls??
Emily: guys! Stop arguing over this! isn't it beautiful how we are so simply us? the Bellas? it's fun because we're our unique selves, there's no need to take from other groups or compare ourselves to them.
The girls: *collectively pause*
Stacie: so I was thinking Little Mix
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Chloe: 13 years ago I was clinging to my juice box, crying over Fearless by Taylor Swift and cursing my ex that didn't exist
Aubrey: and now?
Chloe: the juice box turned to wine, I cry to Fearless (Taylor's Version) and threw a chair at my ex that shouldn't exist
Aubrey: she taught you well
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A/N: so many artist shout outs in this chapter 👀
The Bellas right here want me to tell you to go stream Fearless (Taylor's Version)! 🤠
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