Things the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have.
Plus some original oneshots.
The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
Flo: where are you from? Fat Amy: Down Under Flo: Flo: Hell? Fat Amy: not that down... CR: the heat, the enormous spiders... are you sure?
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Chloe: Emily, drink a lot of milk so you grow taller! CR: she's already a giant! how long do you want her to be? Chloe: my kite's stuck in a tree.
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Doctor: name? Stacie: Stacie Conrad Doctor: age? Stacie: 23 Doctor: sex? Stacie: ah, I'd say around 11-12 times a week Doctor: ...that's not what I meant Stacie: oh, right, uhm usually with different people?
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Aubrey: did it hurt? Fat Amy: when I fell from heaven? Aubrey: no, when you bumped your head because it must have happened at some point down the line
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Chloe, pluckingpetals: loves me, loves me not... Fat Amy: is this supposed to help you get with your crush? Stacie: that's not the flower you should be plucking then
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Flo: when someone messes with one of us, Beca gets protective. But with Emily, she gets scary Beca: that's not true CR: hm. A guy is talking shit about her around campus Beca: Beca: Emily, sweetie, don't wait up for me Emily: where are you going? Beca: jail, probably
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Fat Amy: welcome to Australia! pro tips: wear a lot of sunscreen, don't go beyond the red and yellow boundaries when you swim, and if you see something move, beat it . Any questions? Flo: are water snakes venomous? Fat Amy: not at all Flo: okay, phew Fat Amy: but sea snakes are deadly. Each and every one of them. 52 species to be exact Flo: but isn't the sea... water??
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Flo: the english language is a scam. Where the heck do all those letters in "Wednesday" go?? Fat Amy: I know right. That's even more unnecessary letters than the ones Bumper keeps sending me
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Stacie, smiling: there's a baby in the oven! Flo: in the oven?! you plan to eat a baby?! Stacie: wha- no, he's right here *caresses her belly* Flo: OH NO IT'S TOO LATE!!
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A/N: the last one might be a variation of somethingI'vesaidbefore, I don'tknow, it'sbeen 104 chapters, bearwith me 😭
anyways, mighthave some oneshots in the drafts? which one wouldyoulike first? 👀
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