Stacie: I saw your girlfriend earlier...
Chloe: Beca is not my girlfriend
Stacie, smirking: I didn't say Beca
Chloe: ...shit
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Aubrey: you're being so dramatic
Beca: nay! I declare thee doth not respect mine feelings!
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Beca: are you ever gonna play my mixes?
Luke: yeah
Beca: when?
Luke: yeah
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Beca: Jesse and I broke up
Chloe: oh no...
Beca: why are you smiling?
Chloe: what? I'm upward frowning
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Stacie: I got a job!
Fat Amy: nose or lip?
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Chloe and Fat Amy: *walk to a store*
Fat Amy: *sees "push" sign on a door*
Fat Amy: *pushes Chloe*
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Fat Amy: they love me at restaurants. They always silently offer me dinner
Beca: they don't offer you dinner, you run away without paying
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Beca: nothing gets taken seriously if you add "lol" in the end. Watch this.
Beca: my life is a mess lol
Beca: my parents never liked me lol
Beca: I don't even know what to do with my future lol
Chloe: I'm kinda in love with you lol
Beca: what?
Chloe: what
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Fergus: do you have any last words?
Beca: yeah...
Beca: the dress was white and gold
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Chloe: what about that one?
Aubrey: doesn't she seem a little too... Alternative, for us?
Chloe: nah, she seems cool
Aubrey: so was the iceberg that wrecked the Titanic
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A/N: let's try to spread some positivity amidst the madness. I hope you guys are well and safe, and if you're going to attend any future protest in the US, please be careful. It's extremely easy to get hurt.
Black Lives Matter, always.
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