Aubrey: hypothetically, your boyfriend cheats on you. First instinct?
Chloe: kill him
Beca: um... isn't that a bit too...
Chloe: burn down his house
Beca: uh...
Chloe: key his car?
Beca: illegal but ok that's a little better...
Chloe: and then cut the brakes
Aubrey: nO
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Emily: Amy, can you pass me the bread?
Fat Amy: do I look like Mother Theresa to you?
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Stacie: am I sassy?
Beca: you put the "ass" in "sassy"
Stacie: *frowns*
Stacie, turning to CR: my ass or I'm ass?
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Stacie: so a few days ago I found out that... I'm pregnant!!
Aubrey: oh my god!
Fat Amy: Stacie that's terrible!
Stacie: what why?
Fat Amy: the baby is gonna be a gemini!!
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Beca: I'm glad you're my lawyer. How much is it?
Aubrey: $200
Beca: what?? but Aubrey, it's me!!
Aubrey: $201
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Alice: I know you didn't mean to, but you destroyed my career
Aubrey: that's not true. I absolutely meant to
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CR: guys! Flo keeps insisting on her conspiracy theories!
Beca: what kind of conspiracy?
CR: you know, celebrities not really being dead! Like Michael Jackson
Flo: Michael Jackson is not dead
CR: see? she's certain!
Beca: who else then?
Flo: Marilyn Monroe, Prince, Lionel Richie, David Bowie...
Beca: wait, hold on, Lionel Richie was never dead
Flo: ...he isn't?
CR: of course not!
Flo: I knew it
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Beca: you know, you don't have to be a bitch all the time
Aubrey: should I set a timer?
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A/N: hi fellas! some of you may have already heard the news but I'm gonna address it just to make sure.
10/08/21
"WHO DID IT?"
Pitch Perfect interactive story.
mystery crack fic.
~stay tuned.
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanficThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
